Cool scenes for a fun group of adults. Humorous mini birthday scenes for men and women. Props and musical accompaniment

There are different funny scenes with different plots - dramatic, humorous, artistic, etc. Absolutely any plot can be chosen for the sketch - from your own idea to an already existing idea. You can write your own script based on your own unique idea or plot. You can write a script for a finished work, a film, a fairy tale, or act out some story.

18 Mar 2012

02 Jun 2012

Dear birthday girl, dear guests! You've all probably heard the expression: “Why are you walking around with shaggy hair like a shishiga?! Comb your hair!” So, I hasten to please you: just such a client arrived at our birthday girl’s birthday! Meet Shishiga, my friends!

(A participant in the scene comes out dressed as Shishiga; it will be funnier if he is a large man, dressed in a woman’s dress and with very shaggy hair or a shaggy wig.
Shishiga sings to the tune of the song “Longing for the Motherland” from the film. "Seventeen Moments of Spring")

Read on for the continuation of this scene.

27 May 2012

(two participants, dressed in new Russian grandmothers, come out dancing and sing a verse to the tune of ditties):

We neither sow nor plow,
But we don’t sit idle!
On the anniversary we sing and dance,
Let's make birthday people laugh!

Matryona (speaks):

Flower, oh Flower! Why are you so wrinkled today, like a roll of toilet paper?

Flower:

Oh, don’t tell me, Matryona! I didn’t sleep all night, I kept thinking, how better can we congratulate our birthday boy than to please him on such a day?!

Read on for the continuation of the funny scene.

HOST:
Dear birthday boy!
Your fatigue will disappear
And life will become unctuous,
When will night come today?
Post-anniversary!
Meet, the night has already come,
I found time early!

(Post-Anniversary Night comes out - this is a woman in a blue cape with yellow stars, a headband with a yellow month on her head, she approaches the birthday boy and says):

I came from a good fairy tale,
Please, close your eyes,
Sit down more comfortably,
Enjoy the lullaby!

(the birthday boy is seated on a chair, he closes his eyes and listens to the lullaby sung by the Post-Anniversary Night, stroking the birthday boy’s head soothingly or soothingly patting him on the shoulder)

LULLABY:
(to the tune “Tired toys are sleeping, books are sleeping, blankets and pillows are waiting for the children”)

The tired birthday boy is sleeping
Expensive!
He celebrated his fifty dollars
On a weekend!
Yes, and you are very tired,
You want to sleep, by the way!
Close your eyes
Bye, bye!

Birthday boy, honestly
On the rocks!
After all, you are everything that is edible,
They knew how!
He worked hard for a year
And I earned it for the holiday!
I fed you all
Got me drunk!

Don't skimp on the extra stacks
You tell him!
He's not drunk at all,
I don't understand!
To enjoy life
We need to stay in good shape!
Open your eyes
Have a drink!
(they bring a glass to the birthday boy)

Although it’s not evening yet,
But let's drink to our meeting!
On your beautiful anniversary
Pour me a glass too!

Scene for the anniversary of the man "Peddler"

HOST:
(sings a quatrain to the tune of the song “Peddlers”)

Oh, the box is full
The one who came to us!
He will offer the goods on a walker,
That's why he came in!

(The Peddler comes in - this is a man dressed in a shirt with a smart belt, in a cap with a flower, trousers tucked into boots, on his chest hangs a tray on which lies a chocolate medal, a comb, a comic bill, a rubber finger tip and tickets with the numbers of the prize product )

PEDDLER:

Is it really true
Is the Anniversary here today?!
So I'm back in business again
I'll offer him the product!

(approaches the Jubilee with his tray)

But my goods are encrypted,
I'm saying this straight out!
I'm savvy in this matter
And I love surprises myself!
However, I’ll tell you anyway,
What a secret I keep!

(takes goods from the tray one by one and, showing them to everyone, says what this product means if the hero of the day pulls it out):

There's a gold medal here -
If you choose her,
Life will be like this then...
You'll get a kick out of her!

If you choose a comb-
You'll be great in no time!
You will have a fashionable hairstyle
And as beautiful as a cucumber!

If you choose a bill,
I'll tell you then:
Your lip is not stupid
You will always be like this!

If you choose a remedy,
To protect yourself,
I will tell everyone without coquetry:
You will live happily!

And now I ask more boldly
Use your chance in the lottery!
Choose your number
And receive a gift!

(the hero of the day pulls out a number, the peddler repeats again what this gift means for the hero of the day, and then tells him):

I'm no businessman!
Hand won't rise
All the goods are beautiful
Don't give it to you from the tray!
So you take it all,
Remember me more often!
And for your birthday
I want to have a drink with you!

Sketch for the man's anniversary "Partner"

HOST:

Dear birthday boy, dear guests!
I don’t understand, maybe I’m in art,
Forgive me, friends, for this,
But I approve, God knows, of the presence
Ladies from the ballet are celebrating their anniversary!

(a very plump man runs out on tiptoe, comically dressed up as a ballerina, i.e. with a bare torso, in a tutu, white socks and sneakers, a headband with a white feather on his head, he sings a song)

BALLERINA SONG

(to the tune “There is no better color when the apple tree blooms,
There is no better moment when my darling is walking”)

There's nothing better for ballet
Very small ballerinas!
But I don’t have the strength to carry me -
There is only one way out:
What will I wear?
All partners are on hand!
Then maybe I will
I'm in the lead roles!

To be my partner for the hero of the day
I wanted to have it!
Then we would be together
Fouette could twirl!
He turns me on so much
So it attracts me to itself,
That my soul is burning,
My whole soul is on fire!

(runs up on tiptoes to the hero of the day and kisses him)

HOST:
(addressing the ballerina)

We will ask the hero of the day
Let me dance with you!

(addresses the hero of the day):

Dear birthday boy!
Come out here quickly
Let's dance the swans dance!
Your partner is great!
You will make us happy!

(the hero of the day comes out and, together with the ballerina, dances, holding hands, the dance of little swans to the soundtrack, and if there is none, then the presenter herself will sing this famous melody)

HOST:

The birthday boy has a lot of talents,
But we opened another one!
For this we need to drink a little,
This is why we are all sitting here!

(they drink a toast to the talents of the birthday boy)

Sketch for a man's anniversary or birthday "Song of a non-drip faucet"

HOST:

Dear friends!
Our birthday boy master class!
He knows all the work!
And now he has a new guest
Dedicates confessions!
From all apartment plumbing
The non-drip faucet sings
And this guest is corporate
He won’t bend his soul!

(a non-drip faucet comes out - this is a man who can have a large water tap tied to his front belt)

SONG OF A NON-DRIPPING TAP

(to the tune of the song “We are not stokers, not carpenters”)

Not a fireman or a medic
You were born into this world, dear light!
And not even a plumber at all,
But that’s not a problem at all!

You know all the work at home,
You're a master at plumbing, too!
And you show concern
When suddenly something goes wrong!

Sorry, I often drip,
Mon cher ami, such is life, oh, life!
And no matter how big the salary
I can't run out of gaskets!

I am grateful to you, my dear,
Because I don’t walk around wet, I walk around!
And that’s why all day long
I hold the tap with a carrot!

And where, where is my little gram-
I want to congratulate you, you!
You are my savior, my salvation,
I tell you lovingly!

(they pour a glass for Kranik and he says a wish to the birthday boy)

WISH FROM THE TAP:

May everything be all right at home
And there will be plenty of money!
Excellent plumbing for you
And certainly happiness in life!

Sketch for an anniversary, a man’s birthday “Uninvited Guests”

(homeless Vanya and homeless woman Zina walk in with a cautious gait in poor clothes, knitted hats with holes on their heads, nets with empty bottles and a shoebox in their hands)

Zin! Look, what a miracle!
Everything is so clean and beautiful!
Apparently it's not in vain
We sneaked in on the sly!

Yes, Vanyushenka you are mine,
You and I are lucky!
We can already see from the garbage dumps
It will be very embarrassing to climb!

And look, this is the birthday boy,
Everything sparkles like fifty dollars!
He'll pour us a glass
Or, most likely, he will beat you!

ZINA (addressing the birthday boy):

Darling, don't swear,
Don't touch us with your hands!
Don’t look at our outfit -
We are good inside!

We, since this is the case,
We boldly give you a gift!
(takes out an empty bottle from the net and says):

Everything that is valuable to us
We will give it to you now!
If it gets a little tight,
And the salary will not help out -
Our crystal is always in price,
Believe me, my friend!
(gives an empty bottle and then says):

We do not suffer from stinginess,
We're giving you another gift!
(takes out a box from the net and takes out old holey slippers from it)

Picked up from a trash heap
We successfully have two sandals!
Don’t disdain, dress
Pour it one shot at a time!
(they give sandals and drink a glass, after which Zina, decisively waving her hand, says):

Okay, so be it
I can't shut up!
Since they didn’t kick us out of the drinking party,
Get your pants on!
(takes out family colorful underpants hidden in his bosom)

I wanted to give it to my husband
But we can see you will wear it!
(puts panties on the hero of the day and says):

The size is generally suitable,
You will look brilliant
In bed or on the beach!
I'm trembling with excitement!
Try them on now, dear friend,
And suddenly I was wrong!
(the hero of the day puts on underpants)

Well, thank God, everything is just right!
Let's drink to this again!
(glasses are poured and Vanya says a toast):

TOAST FROM UNINVITED GUESTS:

Live widely in Russian,
So that the crisis does not bother you!
Let's drink to this without any appetizers
A glass filled to the bottom!

Sketch for a man's anniversary or birthday "Turtle Song"

(Turtle comes out - a woman in large dark glasses, in a summer hat and with a basin - this is her shell. She lies on her left side on the floor, covered with a basin, resting her chin with her left hand, as if on the beach, and sings a song to the birthday boy)

SONG OF THE TURTLE

(to the tune of the cartoon turtle song)

I'm lying in the sun
And I look at Vovochka,
I just lie and lie
And I look at Vovochka!

I see Lyudochka sitting
And he’s watching Vovochka,
Everything is watching and watching,
Spoils Vova's appetite!

I see he is sitting and not drinking,
All dignity watches,
People, don't touch him
Let him do whatever he wants!

Today he is the hero of the day,
Repeal prohibition!
Your Vova is so good
You won't find anything better in the world!

Yes, and the guests are good,
They gobble it up with all their hearts!
I'm just lying there
I'm just following the process!

Everyone is sitting so modestly
They don't lie under tables,
I'm lying here alone
And I look soberly!

The guests hit everything,
They lean on the salad,
I'm just lying there
I’m just looking at the salad!

I see everyone is drinking vodka,
Yes, they chew cucumbers,
I'm just lying there
And I’m looking at the vodka!

Maybe they'll give it to me
And they will give you snacks,
And then I look here
I'll go on an empty stomach!

(they bring her a drink and a snack, before drinking, the Turtle finishes singing):

I'm holding a glass in my hands,
So now I’ll say a toast!
Always be young
Dear birthday boy!

Impromptu sketch with guests “In a certain kingdom, in a certain state...”

SKETCH – IMPROMPT WITH GUESTS “IN A SOME KINGDOM, IN A SOME STATE” FOR A MAN’S ANNIVERSARY

HOST:

Dear guests! Now you and I, with the direct participation of our beloved birthday boy, will try to put on a small performance! You will each choose a role for yourself, except for the birthday boy and his beloved wife - I will assign a role for them myself. I will read the script - this is a comic fairy tale, and you, already knowing your role, will have to depict your actions with humor and make sounds if necessary.

(the presenter invites the guests to draw a ticket with a role, and the birthday boy and his wife herself assign the role of the king and queen; you need to prepare the crown for the king and queen in advance)

ROLES FROM THE FAIRY TALE:

TSAR
QUEEN
SERVANT BLOWING AWAY DUST
SERVANT BRINGING A GLASS
SERVANT TURNING TO BED
OFONASY – MASSAGE PROVIDER
KANGAROO MARSPAL (for this role, hang the bag in front)
GOOSE
CAT – PURSK
MOUSE
THE DOG BARBOS
SPARROW

HOST:

So let's begin! I will ask all participants to come out in a circle! I will read a fairy tale in which the king and queen are naturally our dear birthday boy and his beautiful life partner, and you, dear guests, do not forget to play your roles!

In what region - it is unknown, in what year - the king and his queen lived unheard of!
(they wear crowns on the birthday boy and his wife)

And that king had many different servants:
one servant blew away specks of dust and hair from him in the morning, another brought him a glass for dinner, and a third put him to sleep and rocked him to sleep! But that king had a favorite servant - Ofonasiy the massage therapist. He was very pleasing to the Tsar-Father, because he brought many pleasant minutes with his sophisticated massages! The king only shivered and squealed with pleasure! And after a pleasant massage, he always brought a glass to the diligent servant, and sometimes he himself used it for brotherhood with him for the coming sleep. So what to do! You need to keep your body in good shape, because his queen was very young and playful! The Tsar Father loved her so much! I pampered myself with various sweets and overseas dishes! Either he would kiss her rosy cheek, or he would hug her tightly, but what can I say - he carried her in his arms all day, and did not allow anyone else to do this, except perhaps his beloved servant - Ofonasy! In general, they lived amicably, there is nothing to say, and they had a lot of good things on the farm, they didn’t need all kinds of living creatures!
Marsupial kangaroo - the king hid a stash from the queen in her bag!
The clawed goose walked so importantly, and ga-ha-ha shouted its own incessantly, everyone was tired of it!
Well, they also had newborn animals! The cat Purr - from morning to evening he washed himself and maintained the acid-base balance in his body, so he didn’t catch mice, he was consuming Kitikat for a long time!
And even the Dog Barbos - he was running around and sniffing around, wanting to eat something!
In general, they kept a large animal, the only small one was a visiting sparrow - it kept jumping and chirping, but he didn’t know what he was chirping!
The king had a happy life, God forbid everyone!
And our fairy tale is over, well done to those who played in it!

Scene for the man's anniversary "Postman Pechkin"

HOST:
Dear birthday boy! A new guest has come to our holiday and he is already knocking on the doorstep!
(there is a knock on the door)

HOST:
Who's there?

ANSWER FROM BEHIND THE DOOR:
It's me, postman Pechkin! I brought telegrams for your birthday boy!
(postman Pechkin comes out with a mail bag containing telegrams
the birthday boy is wearing a hat with floppy ears on his head, like in a cartoon)

I'm mean by nature, actually.
Especially when I walk
But something didn't stop me
Come to the hero of the day's house today!
I appreciated the solemnity of the moment,
Threw away his harmfulness at the same hour,
I brought telegrams of compliments
For the hero of the day! I'll read them now!

(reads telegrams from celebrities):

I'll tell you, my friend, without laughing -
You are just super, just great!
On your anniversary Edita Piekha
Congratulates you with love!

You look like a real macho!
The male reflex is in full swing in you!
And that's great, otherwise
I wouldn’t write... (Grigory Leps)

You always look for talent in yourself
And there will be happiness, I give you my word!
And my word is a guarantor!
(With big greetings Alla Pugacheva!)

You are full, just like me,
Humor, ingenuity!
They say you are in your dreams
Make jokes like Galkin!
Always be like this!
(With respect Maxim).

You, my friend, have a Bulgarian flavor:
I'm used to working until it stops!
Handsome, smart, hot, always shaved!
That's why I love you! (Philip Kirkorov)

You are a young boy, no more,
A darling like me!
Basque Kolya sent you greetings.
Do not be discouraged, my soul!

(After reading the telegrams, Pechkin says):

Well, I have fulfilled my duty,
It's time to row back
But if someone filled the glass,
I would be very happy to have a drink!

(Pechkin is poured a glass and he makes a toast to the hero of the day):

Congratulations to the hero of the day,
I wish you happiness and joy!
In Prostokvashino to me
Come as if you were visiting family!

Scene for celebrating an anniversary or birthday "Landmarks for the apartment"

HOST:

Dear birthday boy, a representative of the state alcohol inspectorate, Senior Lieutenant Pokhmelkin, came to our holiday! And he did not come empty-handed! Meet our dear guest!

(Pokhmelkin comes out wearing a cap on which “State Alcohol Inspectorate” is written in large letters, in his hands he has 4 comic road signs)

POKHMELKIN:

I wish you good health, birthday citizen!
So that you don't get lost,
Know everything around the apartment,
Can be very useful
These signs, dear friend!
(shows comic signs drawn one by one and explains their meaning):

CAUTION SIGN CHILDREN CAN APPEAR HERE!”
(bed is drawn)

SIGNS “YOU ARE GOING ON THE RIGHT ROAD, COMRADE!”
(there are 2 of them, on one there is a toilet, on the other there is a bathtub, he gives at the same time)

Position indicators
To choose the right direction!
So that you don't get lost when you're asleep,
They weren't looking for a bath in the closet!

“PEASURING STATION” SIGN
(a fork and a spoon are drawn)

You will find some cool snacks here,
Everything you'll be happy to eat!
Just open the cabinet in the kitchen
Or take a look at the refrigerator!

SIGN “DO NOT TURN!”
(sofa and TV are drawn)

Set for contemplation,
For a break from all the problems,
This is where you will lie down
Not disturbed by anyone!

(after presenting all the signs he says):

POKHMELKIN:

So, dear birthday boy, now you will feel completely safe at home! And on this occasion I want to say a toast:

I wish everything goes well!
Let your home be bright and cozy!
And so that you never go astray,
I hope the signs come in handy!

Scene for the anniversary celebration "Italian Guest"

HOST:

Dear birthday boy, dear guests! Signor Nachihante came to us for the holiday from sunny Italy with his translator. No problem! Greet them with thunderous applause!
(an Italian comes out, wearing fashionable black glasses, a beautiful scarf thrown over his shoulder around his neck, in his hands a suitcase in which pasta is hidden, he came with a translator)

ITALIAN:

Ciao cocoa, jubilee grows up!

TRANSLATOR:

Hello, dear hero of the day!

ITALIAN:

Ciao cocoa, sesdanto parasite!

TRANSLATOR:

Hello, dear guests!

ITALIAN:

Italiano tourist, immoral appearance!

TRANSLATOR:

I came to you from sunny Italy!

ITALIAN:

Creeped diversanto passportino lost!

TRANSLATOR:

My path was long and difficult!

ITALIAN:

TRANSLATOR:

But I’m cheerful and cheerful and brought a whole suitcase of gifts!

ITALIAN:

Amore mia!

TRANSLATOR:

Dear hero of the day!

ITALIAN:

Signore guestione free!

TRANSLATOR:

Dear guests!

ITALIAN:

Macarone na ushanto mon señore navesanto!

TRANSLATOR:

Listen to me carefully!

ITALIAN:

Bravissimo spaghetti! The stomach is purring in the morning!

TRANSLATOR:

The most satisfying food is Italian spaghetti!

ITALIAN:

Neotdanto nizachtone italiano macaroni!

TRANSLATOR:

Therefore, I am happy to give the birthday boy a pack of Italian spaghetti!

(gives a pack of spaghetti)

ITALIAN:

Neprosinte beg nizachtonte neodamo!

TRANSLATOR:

I don’t feel at all sorry to give everything I have!

ITALIAN:

Wish you a great anniversary!
Don't worry about a hangover in the morning!

TRANSLATOR:

I wish the hero of the day good health!

ITALIAN:

Pozhelanto jubilyaro kapustyano doloranto!

TRANSLATOR:

I also wish that there will always be a lot, a lot of money!

ITALIAN:

Oprokinto nemeshanto un momento free!

TRANSLATOR:

If they offer me a drink for the hero of the day, I will not refuse!

Sketch for a man’s anniversary “Congratulations from a lightly salted cucumber”

HOST:

Congratulate the birthday boy
The brave fellow is eager!
Let me introduce you:
Lightly salted cucumber!

(a man comes out dressed as a cucumber, i.e. he has a long green cap on his head, a bindweed made of artificial leaves can be hung on his neck, he sings a song to the hero of the day):

SONG OF SIGHTLY SALTED CUCUMBER:

(to the tune “Let pedestrians run clumsily through the puddles”):

You sit like a cucumber
And a beautiful suit
You put it on this morning!
Celebrating your birthday
You invite everyone to the table,
So it’s time for me to sing a song!

I'm a pickled cucumber
I'm standing here on my birthday
And I sing like a weakling,
Your own song!

You are beautiful and so am I!
You and I are alike
Just like two peas in a pod!
Have a snack, in Russian
There's no better snack -
Without me, there’s no way!

I'm a pickled cucumber
I'm standing here on my birthday
And I sing like a weakling,
Your own song!

I wish you
On this anniversary day
Be well done always and everywhere!
And of course I wish
You will fulfill it, I know
May you always hold on like a cucumber!

I'm a pickled cucumber
I'm standing here on my birthday
And I sing like a weakling,
Your own song!

Dear birthday boy!
On your wonderful birthday
I give you pickles!

(gives a comic gift - a small jar of cucumbers)

Anniversary skit "New Russian grandmothers"

HOST:

Dear hero of the day, dear guests! The always welcome, cheerful New Russian grandmothers came to visit us! Let's greet them with thunderous applause!

(two men dressed up as grandmothers come out and take turns performing ditties)

I fell in love with the hero of the day,
It's breathtaking!
Don't look, my friend, that I'm old,
I'm a cool young man!

You, my friend, forgot to know,
What a year you are!
Look how much you messed up
Sand is falling from behind!

Don't scold me, friend,
Don't envy me for nothing!
And I will find you a friend,
Grandfather, to put it simply!

Why am I an old grandfather?
I'm younger than you!
Maybe he'll give you a compliment
My birthday too!

Oh, let's not argue
On this holiday!
He doesn’t want to quarrel us at all
Our hero of the day, boy!

Our dear hero of the day,
We are all glad to see you!
Have a drink with you
Rewards are more important to us!

SINGING TOGETHER:

Congratulations, congratulations,
We will not tire of congratulating you!
And we wish you everything
Never get tired!

Sketch of congratulations for a birthday or anniversary

CONGRATULATIONS FROM THE ESSENTIAL ITEM - IRON.
(Congratulates a man dressed up as an iron. For example, you can attach a long cord with a plug to his back)

Dear birthday girl!
I fell in love with you, my friend,
Seriously hot!
Let me stroke you
I will smooth out all your problems!
(approaches the birthday girl to stroke her)

And now I will give advice,
You’ll give me a drink for this later!
So that life goes smoothly,
You need to have fun!

And to be smooth,
The husband is obliged to fatten!
To make life sweeter,
Stroke your husband's back more often!

And for ironing and ironing
Take me as your girlfriend!
To smooth out the situation,
We need to settle everything peacefully!

The anniversary went smoothly
We need a drink for order!
Eh! While I was talking
It's cooled down a little!

Hold me now
I'm warm, believe me!
(the birthday girl hugs the iron)
Now accept your gifts
Pour us a glass each!

Sketch "Fortune telling on a magic egg" for the anniversary

(a gypsy comes out with a bag in which fortune telling eggs are hidden - kinder surprises, their number according to the number of guests or one for the hero of the day, if it is an anniversary)

GYPSY:
Look your fate in the face
I'll give you the opportunity
Let everyone choose an egg
Forgetting about the title and position!
To what's hidden inside
Take a closer look
I'll help you solve it,
What will happen next year!

(each person in turn, or one hero of the day, takes an egg out of the bag, breaks the peel, and the gypsy impromptu guesses from the contents of the kinder surprise)

BIRTHDAY SKETCH “DONNA ROSA FROM BRAZIL”

(she has a curly wig and a hat on her head, in her left hand there is a small handbag with a bottle of vodka sticking out of it, in right hand a gift - a bouquet of health, these are various fruits and vegetables pinned on twigs. It's funnier if a man is dressed up)

From sunny Brazil
I will give you a gift!
I ask everyone to have a drink,
I want to give a speech!
It's your birthday
It looks just great!
And that's why now
I will give her this order:
For good health
She lasted for 100 years
It is necessary to fulfill the condition -
Eat the bouquet with gusto!
Everything in the bouquet is mine!
I'll tell you about him:
Apple - may you always be like this pouring apple!
Pear - and these, my dear, are sweet pears for eyes to see and ears to hear!
Carrots - I don’t mind sweet carrots for you, so that you never frown!
Onion - and this is a Brazilian onion for you, so that no one can bring you to tears!
I give you a banana, as a guarantee of sexual opportunities, so that there are no difficulties!

Dear birthday girl, I invite you to Brazil! There are a lot of wild monkeys in our forests.
And, by the way, they have favorite dish- banana!

SKETCH – CONGRATULATIONS FROM AN INDIGENOUS RESIDENT OF CHUKOTKA:

(he has a shaggy hat on his head, fur on his shoulders, speaks with a Chukchi accent)

In our camp, however,
Every dog ​​knows
What is Jubilee-
That's a lot of guests!
So that everyone has enough
I wish it were:
Lots of fish, venison,
Bread and butter, sturgeon,
And, of course, milk!
Well, that's all for now!
Oh! However, I forgot
Didn't hand over the document!

On behalf of our entire camp, I present the birthday girl with a perpetual License for the right to hunt for any man she likes, as well as permission to catch them with a fishing rod and shoot them with her eyes!

Sketch "Leader of the Savages" for the anniversary and retirement

Presenter: Dear birthday boy! From far, far away, islands lost in the ocean, a savage leader named Kakbudtone-everyone has come to you for your anniversary. He arrived not alone, but with one of his beloved wives. As if everyone everywhere really wants to congratulate you and give you a gift from your tribe.

Meet our dear guests!

(the leader of the savages comes out with his wife - these are two dressed up men, one of whom is taller and healthier than the other - this is the leader’s beloved wife. Both are wearing curly black wigs, loincloths with a bare torso. The leader has a nose big ring, on the ears there are colored clothespins, wearing shorts with gags. The man-wife is wearing fake breasts from a joke store, or just a bra. Both have large bright beads around their necks that can be made from bottle caps. The leader's wife periodically asks her husband for permission to kiss the birthday boy: "Dear, can I kiss him." And the leader, interrupting his speech, answers her “Padazhda, looking for a wound”).

Leader (speaks broken Russian):

Gift to the birthday boy (NAME)
- 2185 moons have passed since you killed us with your destruction! (count how many days ago the birthday boy was born)
- And today you are piracy with your life and, I don’t care about this word, you’re going to get a pension.
- We don’t know what a pension is, but they told us that it’s a terrible thing: whether you want a hard worker or a vacationer.
- Looking for Miklouho-Maclay, she told us: “A hard worker is not a wolf, not a runaway into the jungle.”
- So we live in the type of strong savage health, we rest more and travel better, better than a savage, wakes up cheaper.
- And patam mi we give you a “savage” (or “traveler”) patchport, these crusts can be purchased at a joke store, enclosing in them a piece of paper designed as the first page of a passport with the data and photograph of the birthday person) and we invite you as guests to our place!

(addresses his wife):

Well, you can kiss the tipper, it’s not much use!
(the leader's wife kisses the birthday boy)

Be always, everywhere we go,
We are waiting for you to visit our tribe!
Happy anniversary!

SCENES

Incident in the restaurant

(characters: guy, girl, waiter)

A guy and a girl enter a restaurant, sit down at an empty table, study the menu and call the waiter.
Waiter: Good evening. What do you want?
Guy: Hello. I'd like your signature roast pheasant, please.
Waiter: So well-fried with a crispy crust?
Guy: Yes.
Waiter: With spices?
Guy: With spices.
Waiter: And so that the meat is juicy and tender?
Guy: Well, yes!
Waiter: And one that has the appetizing smell of wood smoke from a fire?
Guy (irritated): Well, yes, with all the things, you have everything written here! (points to the menu).
Waiter: You know, unfortunately, we don’t have pheasant today.
Guy: Why not? Why are you fooling me here then?
Waiter: Sorry, I forgot. There was one pheasant yesterday. And he flew away. Right out the window. From the kitchen. Didn't follow.
Guy (addressing the girl): Wow, pheasants are flying out of the windows here! (to the waiter): Do you have a restaurant or a zoo here?
Waiter: Restaurant. But the zoo supplies us with food.
Guy: Well, there you go! (addresses the girl): Maybe then you can order something for yourself, while I look for something else (reads the menu).
Girl: And for me, please, this “magic borscht” (points to the menu).
Waiter: Ah, “magic borscht”! You made a wonderful choice! So rich for you?
Girl: Yes.
Waiter: And with sour cream?
Girl: With sour cream.
Waiter: And so that such an aroma emanates from him almost a kilometer away?
Girl: Well, yes.
Waiter: In such a beautiful ceramic pot?
Girl: In a pot, in a pot, everything is written here (points to the menu).
Waiter: Oh, sorry, I don’t think we have borscht.
Girl: Why not?
Waiter: Not anymore, but recently I was.
Guy: How's that?
Waiter: The cook prepared such rich borscht today, just super borscht! And he ate it. The borscht turned out so delicious that the cook couldn’t resist and ate it all! Maybe you'll choose something else?
Guy: You don’t have a restaurant here, but God knows what! Either their pheasant flew away, then the zoo supplies them with food, or the cook ate borscht! There is no guarantee that you won’t have another dish!
Waiter: There is a guarantee. I give a guarantee. I can list for you the dishes that we definitely have.
Girl: Well, list them.
Waiter: Noodles Doshirak, semolina, soft-boiled eggs, jacket potatoes, oatmeal sir...
Guy (interrupting) Enough, enough! You have one thing on the menu, but in reality it’s completely different. Call the manager.
Waiter: Do you want the main thing?
Guy: Yes, the main one.
Waiter: The most important thing so that there is no one more important than him?
Guy: Yes, exactly like that!
Waiter: So respectable and serious that he would listen to you attentively?
Guy: Yes, respectable and serious!
Waiter: And preferably with a pen and notepad to write down all your complaints?
Guy: Yes! Yes! Yes! Call someone already before I go crazy with you! Waiter: Oh! And you know, our respectable manager died. He died yesterday. Yesterday I wrote down the client’s complaints in a notebook and died right there! From a heart attack.
Guy (takes the girl by the hand): Let's quickly run away from here before we have a heart attack! (run away).

Description: If you are preparing a New Year's entertainment program for guests, but you will not have the opportunity to rehearse and your guests should not know the surprises that you are preparing according to the script, then our skits performed impromptu (without preparation) will help make the program bright and rich. After a few glasses of wine, holiday guests usually like to fool around and take part in various competitions, skits and fairy tales. And our options for holding such performances are perfect for improvisation! There are 43 pieces of music in the Appendix to the scenes. track.

This collection contains the following types of impromptu scenes:

- by role;
- without words;
– musical;
- in verse;
– instant scenes;
– with chants (replicas);
– with changing clothes;
– impromptu theatre.

Props: muzzle masks, felt boots, lollipop, teapot, bug antennae on the rim, small incentive prizes (optional).

2. Impromptu sketch based on: “Once upon a time in the cold winter...”
3. Impromptu fairy tale about 12 animals according to the Eastern calendar
4. Comic roll call for guests (impromptu)
5. Impromptu musical fairy tale: “How Santa Claus was looking for a successor” + 11 music. tracks
6. Impromptu musical scene: “How the Snow Maiden was looking for the groom” + 21 music. track
7. Impromptu musical fairy tale: “Dragonfly and Ant” + 11 music. tracks
8. Instant congratulation scene “Now hold on!”
9. A skit without preparation with changing clothes: “Mask, I know you!”
10. Fairy tale (impromptu theater) for adults based on: “Alyonushka and Brother Ivanushka”

1. A humorous impromptu sketch about husbands for the New Year

Description: wives sent their husbands to the Magnit store for groceries before the New Year. But the neighbor husbands met by chance on the street and mixed up the lists... The skit is in verse, does not require preparation, is improvised impromptu by the guests, the text is read out by the host of the festive event.

Roles:
Husband Vasya
Vova's husband
Vasya's wife - Larisa
Vovka's wife – Zina

Leading:
- Once upon a time on New Year's Day
A man goes to the store
The wife handed me the list,
And she gave three thousand.

The list includes eggs, tangerines, mayonnaise and oranges.
Mineral water and mushrooms, and a piece of ham.
Cheese, champagne, herring,
Cucumbers, loaf and vodka.
Candles, cake and napkins,
Extension cord for socket.
Cat food, spruce branches,
400 grams of trout,
Tomatoes, pineapple,
And kvass to cure your hangover.

Here he goes and is bored
And he meets his neighbor here.

The neighbor also has a list:
Take dumplings and sausages,
Sliced ​​cheese, milk,
And two cheeses with raisins.
Corn and peas
Buckwheat, rice or horns.
Black pepper and wine
And two forks of cabbage.
toilet paper,
And smoked herring.

And the neighbor walks in sadness,
These wives are so annoying!
Run, Vasya, to the store,
He won't let me drink, damn it!
And the soul calls and cries:
At least buy beer in change.
You need to somehow manage
Save money and get drunk.
So the neighbors decided
And they hurried to Magnit.

While we were walking, we read the lists,
About dumplings and sausages,
About trout, loaf and vodka,
Milk, peas, herring.
Cat food, toilet,
Extension cord for socket.

How did you get to the store?
That's when my eyes widened.
All the lists are mixed up
I took one pea, sausage,
Cucumbers, loaf and vodka,
Black pepper and herring.

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2. Impromptu sketch based on: “Once upon a time in the cold winter...”

Description: guests choose a role card at random. The task is to act in a skit without preparation. The best actor receives an award - an artificial mini-Christmas tree. The text of the fairy tale is read by the presenter.

MAN
AXE
CHRISTMAS TREE
SNOWSTORM
WIND
WIFE
FOX
BEAR
HARE
WOLF

Leading:
- Once upon a time in the cold winter time
A MAN with an AX went into the forest to get a TREE.
At first I crawled up the mountain,
Then he made his way through the windfall.

Neither Blizzard nor WIND scared him,
He feared his wife most of all.
He left the house almost in the evening,
And more adventures awaited him.

Some groans were heard in the forest,
The MAN got embarrassed and went to look.
He looks in the clearing in languid movements
A FOX and a BEAR are waist-deep in a snowdrift.

MAN, help, I beg you, dear,
The BEAR begged when he saw the man.
Replace me and FOX with renewed vigor,
Please help me from death, brother.

The FOX lies almost alive in the snow,
And he mutters something in hot delirium.
A MAN with an AX approached the FOX,
I found a trap on the fox's paw.

He swung the AX and the trap broke,
The FOX is saved, and the MAN is happy.
I'll go hunting - don't get caught,
I'm not used to making jokes while hunting.

FOX and BEAR went home,
Thank you, dear Uncle Vasya!
A MAN took an AX and disappeared into the darkness,
And the BLIZZARD and the WIND disturbed him...

He walks, walks, and towards him
The frightened HARE rushes in delirium.
He jumped into the arms of a MAN,
Save me, he says, otherwise I’ll be lost!

Behind him Gray wolf hobbles after
Give me back, he says, my delicious lunch.
I spent half a day chasing this big-eared guy,
Hungry and angry, terribly tired.

But the HARE prayed: Save me, little man!
After all, I’m young, I’m only a year old.
And the WOLF objected: And I’m young!
And my appetite is not bad.

The MAN thought, he scratched his pants,
And he took a sausage out of his pocket.
Here, gray one, hold my sausage,
Don't touch the hare, I tell you.

The WOLF grabbed the sausage and swallowed it at once,
And the HARE has already walked through the snow.
THE MAN took the AX and disappeared into the darkness,
And Gray howled at the moon on the hill.

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3. Impromptu fairy tale about 12 animals according to the Eastern calendar

Description: The presenter reads out the text, and the guests, having drawn a role for themselves, say chant phrases:

Rat - “I’m a super actress!”
Bull - “I’m a real man!”
Tiger – “Just call me Igor”


Snake - “To the board!”

Sheep - “I’m smarter than tuna!”

Rooster - “I love young women!”

Pig - “Pour it to the brim! »

Presenter:
In a distant land where the sun rises
Where does the New Year go first?
12 eastern beasts fought,
They chose the king for a very long time.

Everyone, as one, praised themselves:

Rat - “I’m a super actress!”
And the Bull - “I’m a real man!”
Monkey - “I’ll get drunk!”
Snake - “To the board!”
Horse - “I can ruffle your hair!”
Sheep - “I’m smarter than tuna!”
Tiger – “Just call me Igor”
Dragon – “I’m a million dollar baby!”
Rabbit – “Love workaholic!”
Dog - " Best sign Zodiac!
Pig - “Pour it to the brim! »
With the Rooster - “I love young women!”

Presenter:
- Who will be the first to ascend to the high throne -
He gets the crown forever.
And the throne is on a sheer giant rock,
Almost in the clouds, on top.

At the appointed time they arrived at the foot.

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4. Comic roll call for guests (impromptu)

Presenter: Who got up early today?
- I!
Presenter: Did you count the money in the safe?
- I!
Presenter: - Who washed? And shaved?
- I!
Presenter: – Did you drink coffee and choke?
- ... (everyone is silent)
Presenter: – How long did you look in the mirror?
- I!
Presenter: – And dressed the most fashionably of all?
- I!
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5. Impromptu musical fairy tale: “How Santa Claus was looking for a successor”

Description: From among the guests, participants are invited to play in a fairy tale without preparation.

Roles: /draw by lot/
Snow Maiden - girl

The rest are all men:
Father Frost
Successor 1 – blue
Successor 2 - drunk
Successor 3 - bandit
Successor 4 – party animal (DJ)

The presenter reads a fairy tale, and the person they are talking about imitates:

One day Santa Claus got tired
He began to look for a successor.
And the staff is not the same at all, /Santa Claus shows/
It doesn't get up at all in the cold!
The beard has almost fallen out, /Santa Claus shows/
Three hairs left.
Can't see with or without glasses,
Ready to retire...

Santa Claus: depicts suffering
Music track 01: gr.Roots – I’m losing my roots

Presenter:
- And he had a granddaughter,
She drove everyone crazy with her beauty.
The braid is to the floor, good,
And chest, and butt and soul!

Snow Maiden: improvises
Music track 02: Glucose – Dance Russia

Presenter:
Santa Claus made an announcement,
Seriously find a successor
And the devil brought four to them...

And the first one came out
Not myself
Some kind of strange and wonderful.

Blue: plays the role of a successor with a non-traditional orientation
Music track 03: B. Moiseev – Blue Moon

Presenter:
The second one came in, looking rumpled,
And he reeks of vodka...

Drunk: improvises
Music track 04: Dune – Greetings from the Big Badun

Presenter:
Then the third hurried to Grandfather,
He opened the door with his foot...

Bandit:
Music track 05: Mafik – Kent

Presenter:
The latter is also not himself,
So cool with headphones...

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6. Impromptu musical scene: “How the Snow Maiden was looking for a groom”

Roles:/pulled randomly/

Snow Maiden
Groom 1 – junior lieutenant
Groom 2 – Caucasian
Groom 3 – accountant
Groom 4 – American
Groom 5 – blond
Groom 6 – Chukchi

Track 01. Background music is playing - balalaika

The text is read by the presenter:

Once upon a time there lived a beautiful girl, the granddaughter of famous person in the world. Nooo, not Vladimir Putin, but Santa Claus. And her name was Snegurochka.

/The first participant comes out./

Track 02. And I'm a Russian girl

The Snow Maiden was lonely and really dreamed of finding her destiny.

Track 03. Glory – Loneliness

But she dreamed of meeting not just anyone, but the most brutal man. And so she often sang a song in her soul...

Track 04. Katya Rostovtseva – Brutal man

/The Snow Maiden sings to a soundtrack and improvises that she is washing in the shower./

Presenter:
The Snow Maiden went to a dating site and began looking for the man of her dreams... And there are so many handsome men there that it’s dizzying... For example, a junior lieutenant:

Track 05. I. Allegrova – Junior Lieutenant

And here is a young Caucasian man with a beard...

Track 06. Dzhigan - I have a beard

But the poor but very sweet accountant...

Track 07. A. Apina – My dear accountant

There were also foreigners on the dating site... For example, an American.

Track 08. Combination – American fight

And of course, the Snow Maiden’s gaze fell on the handsome, blond man, who had a caption under the photo:

Track 09. Basque – Natural blonde

And then the Snow Maiden could not resist and wrote to him...

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7. Impromptu musical fairy tale: “The Dragonfly and the Ant”

Description: This fairy tale is quite universal, suitable not only for a New Year’s corporate party, but also for any other holiday: weddings, anniversaries...

As a prop, participants can be given a mustache on a headband.

Roles:

Dragonfly
Ant

Jumping dragonfly
The red summer sang...
I didn’t have time to look back,
As winter rolls into your eyes...

Track 01. And I kept flying...

The pure field has died;
There are no more bright days,
Like under every leaf
Both the table and the house were ready.

Track 02. Serduchka – Gulyanochka

It's all gone: with the cold winter
Need, hunger comes;
The dragonfly no longer sings:
And who cares?
Sing on a hungry stomach!
Track 03. I really want summer to never end

Angry melancholy,
She crawls towards the Ant:

Track 04. Egor Creed – Bachelor

“Don’t leave me, dear godfather!
Let me gather my strength
And only until spring days
Feed and warm!”

Track 05. Brilliant – Dear helmsman

“Gossip, this is strange to me:
Did you work in the summer?” -
Ant tells her.

8. Instant congratulation scene “Now hold on!”

Description: This original New Year's scene can be performed both in a home atmosphere and at a crowded corporate event in a restaurant.

Roles:

Yolka - “Once again I have to take the rap for everyone!”
Gift - “And who will get such happiness?!”
Santa Claus - “What? I hear nothing…"
Snow Maiden - “All people are like people, but I’m a superstar!”
Symbol of the year - Rat (you can replace it with another) - “Now hold on!”

Players need to give ready-made phrases. The presenter reads the congratulations.

Once upon a time there lived Father Frost (...) and his granddaughter, the Snow Maiden (...).
And once again the year has come to an end, and it’s time for Santa Claus (...) and Snow Maiden (...) to get ready for work. First of all, they decorated the Christmas tree (...).
And then they prepared a big Gift (...)
At that time, the symbol of the coming year, the Rat, was traveling from China on a sleigh (...)
Santa Claus (...) put the gift (...) on his back, and the Snow Maiden (...) took the Christmas tree (...)
They all came to the holiday together, but forgot about the symbol of the year - which was a little late (...)
The gift was heavy (...) and Santa Claus (...) got tired of carrying it and abandoned it. The Snow Maiden also refused because (...)
Then Elka took the gift and said (...)
………………..the whole fairy tale in the paid version……………………….

9. A skit without preparation with changing clothes: “Mask, I know you!”

Description: players are given muzzle masks and wigs, after which a competition is held with them.

Roles:
Arbitrary, based on the masks you have available.

The actors stand behind a screen and are given masks and wigs. Only the head is visible to the audience in the hall, the body is hidden behind the screen. Include excerpts from various well-known musical compositions(minuses). And the masks take turns singing to the backing tracks. Guests must guess who is under the mask.

Options for pairs of masks and phonograms:

Dmitry Medvedev's mask - minus the song American Fight
Mask of Svetlana Loboda – backing track – Superstar
…………11 more options……………….

10. Fairy tale (impromptu theater) for adults based on: “Alyonushka and Brother Ivanushka”

Description: This tale, like all others, can be told without preparation, using ready-made lines for the characters.

Props: felt boots, lollipop icicle, or chupik, teapot

Roles:
Alyonushka - All men are goats!
Brother Ivanushka - All women are bitches!
Good fellow - I'm a natural blonde!
Witch – Damn good!

Once upon a time there lived a sister Alyonushka and a brother Ivanushka.
Alyonushka was hard-working, smart and beautiful, but she had no luck with men (...). I had no luck with my brother either (...)
And then one day all the people were preparing for the New Year. Alyonushka went to the forest to get firewood, because she had no one to rely on (...) And she strictly forbade her brother to go out into the street and lick icicles.
And Ivanushka waved his felt boot at her through the window and thought (...) And then he started getting ready to go for a walk.
As soon as Ivanushka pulled on his felt boots and went out into the yard, a beautiful icicle appeared before his eyes! He brushed aside the thought that his sister would scold him (...) and, of course, licked the icicle and stuck to it.
Meanwhile, Alyonushka met a good fellow, who immediately confessed to her (...) But Alyonushka answered skeptically (...)
…………………….the whole fairy tale in full version……………….

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Scene for Valentine's Day. Two cupids with bows and arrows come out to do their job. An unusual scene where participants will need to go down to the auditorium.

The plot is this: girls decide what to give their boyfriends on February 23rd. Only ladies participate in the scene. Finally, a legitimate reason to throw the men into the auditorium and enjoy the scene to the fullest.

This skit can be staged on March 8th and on a bachelorette party. The plot is already revealed in the title: best friends tell everyone the secret of how to make and not lose best friends. All, of course, with humor.

A skit for March 8, in which men will joke about typical feminine things. This sketch will be a good addition to the concert dedicated to International Women's Day.

It’s difficult not only for women before February 23, but also for men before March 8. Everyone is solving the most difficult problem - what to give?! This is exactly what we joke about in this scene.

This sketch can be shown at a concert in honor of March 8th, and at a corporate event at a beauty salon or store. Everyone wants to laugh at stereotypical approaches to female beauty.

Imagine that car designers finally decided to create a purely women's car. And even give it to women on March 8th. You understand that this scene is very funny.

A scene for a birthday or anniversary. It can be quickly shown on any free spot in a cafe or restaurant. For the joy of the birthday boy and for the amusement of the guests.

Another humorous skit on the topic of finding a gift for a birthday. Choosing a gift is especially difficult. And in this case, the problem seems completely unsolvable. Both the guests and the birthday boy recognize themselves in this story.

By the way, this scene is also suitable for an anniversary. From five to 10 people can participate in it. The more, the more fun the scene will be.

Sketch about school, studying

From the title of the skit it is already clear that it is the most school-themed one. The plot is this: the school director calls a meeting to prepare educational institution to the arrival of strict inspection.

It’s always interesting to imagine how children will be taught this way in forty or fifty years. And if you add humor to these dreams, you will get a good scene for a school concert.

We tried to imagine how officials come up with new topics for graduation essays. This sketch will look natural in a concert on the occasion last call or school graduation. It can be played by both teachers and students.

Imagine that the famous TV presenter Andrei Malakhov quit his TV shows and began working as a literature teacher. In the skit we tried to show what his lesson would look like.

Imagine that, due to the crisis, it was decided to hold a summit of leaders from all countries of the world in one of the children's health camps. The skit is also good because it is popular, but everyone doesn’t need to learn the words.

New Year's scenes

Dynamic, modern, and most importantly, a funny New Year's scene. The beginning is like this: Santa Claus reads the letters of the children and is completely disappointed in them.

Scenario for a New Year's party for primary schoolchildren. Jack Sparrow, young hacker, Father Frost and Snow Maiden in one scenario. We guarantee humor!

Sketch-dialogues for two hosts of the New Year's evening. They will help out your concert and connect even the most disparate numbers with each other. The jokes are light, funny, New Year's jokes.

Anything can happen during the New Year holidays. The skit is about exactly this: the artistic director gives a scolding to the artists who performed at children's New Year's matinees. A sketch in the spirit of a Comedy club with a fair amount of childish humor.

A new, up-to-date scenario for a children's New Year's party. Recognizable modern characters: Cashier of Pyaterochka, Father Frost, Snow Maiden, Baba Yaga, and the symbol of the new year 2019 - Pig.

The classic battle of the Old and New Years has been transferred to the walls of an ordinary office. The scene is suitable for a corporate New Year's party. If your department is asked to stage a skit, take it and don’t suffer.

The plot of the sketch is as follows: astrologers-predictors compete in predicting the New Year for office employees. As you understand, you can weave all your intra-office joys and current events into the scene. Success at the New Year's corporate party is guaranteed!

Let's go back three hundred years and imagine how Russia switched to celebrating the New Year in winter. Let's do this in the form of a fun scene. If you rent theatrical costumes, the scene will be simply bombastic.

A current New Year's scene on a school theme. About how difficult it is for schoolchildren and teachers on the eve of the New Year. Suitable for school or student KVN on a New Year's theme.

The plot of the scene is this: somewhere in the north there is a secret base for training Santa Clauses. How can they do without preparation?! You can show such a scene at KVN and at the New Year’s concert.